In the last three weeks I have had problems with both eyes. The first time I was gardening and got stung just above the right eye by a bee. I admit it hurt but after 5 minutes I was back out in the garden. Some of my friends would not believe this. The next day I woke up and looked a bit like Harry Potter after the disfigurement charm (Stinging jinx for HP fans).
I scared myself, the children and nearly killed the budgie. I decided that it was perhaps better for the family and general public that I stay out of sight (in bed).
The same ‘minority’ of friends would probably have believed that.
The second time I was sanding down a door and managed to get a speck of paint trapped under my eye lid, it had the effect of sand papering the surface of my eye… I had aesthetic put on my eye, and had to have my eyelid lifted so the foreign body could be removed. I required round the clock medical attention (eye drops, tea and cake) from Nurse Nice to make sure I didn’t loose my eye sight. I interpreted the eye specialists advise to avoid sanding as ‘sit and rest’, this seemed reasonable considering the trauma I had been through.
I am sure my some of friends misunderstand me... maybe they have been Confunded and forced to use Face book to slander my good name and reputation! (AKA Stu & Peter)
Mark
